Sliders

Sliders are a delicious version of a hamburger... like a baby hamburger.. but those cute little hamburgers, fresh from the womb, still dripping in after birth, is not what I am referring to today. I'm talkin' sliders for your tires baby! Yes, I am fun. Go to taco bell or some other fast food restaurant you really don't give two shits about. Get your food to stay. Once you're done scarfing down your quote-unquote "meal," take your plastic trays. (Two of them). Am I recommending stealing? Maybe.. Drive to an empty parking lot. Stop and put the trays in front of your back two tires. Slowly roll up on them so the back tires are on the centers of the trays. Put on the emergency brake. (YOUR CAR NEEDS TO BE FRONT WHEEL DRIVE.) The brake will lock your back tires on the trays. Now start doing "doughnuts." These bad boys slide all over the place. Super fun. Super wild. Its a naughty but fun activity to do on the weekend. Be wild and I guess be safe too.... well .. if you're cute.