Shower + Bath = Shath

Ah a shath.... What is a "shath," you ask? Well if the title of this blog entry didn't give you a hint, let me spell it out for you.....


S.... S is for Shower. First you must shower. Cleanse your body if impurities... (not like a
baptism,baptism is for the cleansing of the soul... a quick shower (with soap) will be
suffecient to clean your body.) Cause the last thing you want in a bath, is to be bathing in
your own filth.
H.... H is for Heat. Make sure the water is HOT!
A.... A is for Awesome shath. Shaths are awesome.. and fun.
T.... T is for Turn your shower into a bath by plugging the bath tub up and let the water fill
up the tub until you are completely submerged in perfectly clean, hot water.
H.... H.. This second "H" is for Have popsicles (Otterpops™ are delicious, but most any delicious
popsicle will do) or Coca-Cola™ , Coca-Cola Cherry™ , or Vanilla Coca-Cola™ (ice cold, in a
can).

GUARANTEED to be a life-changing experience. You'll never want to go back to a quote-unquote "shower" again.. if you can even call it that. And just a plain old bath??? Forget about it. Once you take a shath, you never go back. So for people who dont enjoy fun and liesurely activities, than this is not for you... but if you're fun, and coooooool. Bon apetite! Eat this up.